The Oracle’s Parlour
One of many magical rooms inside The Barista Witch’s Apothecary
Welcome to the Parlour—a sacred space for readings, revelations, and cosmic clarity. This is where the magic brews deep and personal. Whether you’re here for a tarot truth bomb, an astrology deep dive, or just trying to decode your latest planetary plot twist, you’re in the right place.
Each offering on this menu is brewed with intention, insight, and a touch of witchy finesse—designed to help you navigate life’s mysteries with confidence, clarity, and cosmic support.
Take your time. Browse the offerings below.
The cards are shuffled. The stars are aligned.
Your reading awaits.
Spring Equinox:
Your Cosmic Fresh Restart
Welcome to your seasonal glow-up. This isn’t just a seasonal vibe check—it’s your cosmic command center. The Spring Guide includes everything: eclipses, Mercury retrograde, Venus exalted and retrograde, Saturn’s big move into Pisces, Mars in Cancer, plus exclusive insights on every solar & lunar transit through June 20th.
This guide doesn’t miss—and neither should you. Brew your tea, grab your guide, and let’s navigate this next era with clarity and a little witchy finesse.
Craving a chart reading with your celestial tea? Book your Spring Astrology Reading for a personalized cosmic deep dive—includes tarot, planetary timing, and astro-witchery tailored to your chart.
Live or pre-recorded options available.
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
Everything you need for the Spring season in one powerful PDF. This master guide includes all the astrology you’ll need to navigate Eclipse Season, Mercury Retrograde, Venus Retrograde, Saturn in Pisces, Mars in Cancer, and all solar + lunar transits through the equinox portal.
Includes: ALL individual guides + exclusive moon rituals, cosmic spells, and transit timelines.
Mercury in the Microwave:
Your Retrograde Survival Kit
Mercury’s doing backflips in Pisces, and everything feels like it’s glitching—tech, texts, and maybe your entire nervous system. Grab the Retrograde Guide to decode the chaos or book a reading to get real answers. You don’t have to suffer every time Mercury hits the microwave
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
Mercury’s doing backflips in dreamy Pisces—prepare for crossed wires, intuitive downloads, and emotional memos from the past. This PDF guide breaks down Mercury Retrograde through the lens of Vedic astrology, with insights on the nakshatra of Uttara Bhadrapada, do’s and don’ts, rituals, and rising sign forecasts.
Includes: Astro guidance, retrograde rituals, rising sign breakdowns, and journaling prompts.
Eclipse Season 2025
Karmic Shifts. Lunar Drama. Shadow Work. Rahu & Ketu’s Magic.
The eclipses of March 14 and 29 may have passed, but their energy lingers—ready to be decoded, integrated, and embodied.
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
Eclipse Season Guide: Shadow Work & Celestial Shifts
Eclipse season stretches from February 14 to April 29 — a karmic portal of endings, revelations, and rebirth. This richly illustrated PDF unpacks both March 2025 eclipses through the lens of Jyotish astrology, offering rising sign breakdowns, rituals, reflection prompts, and the mythic serpent lore of Rahu & Ketu. Navigate the shadows with clarity and cosmic grounding.
Delivered as a digital PDF. For personal use only.
Saturn just cannonballed into Pisces—and it’s not here to vibe. It’s here to refine your soul. This guide decodes your 2.5-year karmic renovation: boundaries, lessons, patience, and spiritual rewiring. Dreamy but disciplined. Sacred but sobering. And deeply real.
Live or pre-recorded options available.
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
Saturn in Pisces:
Sacred Structure Meets Spiritual Storms
It’s time to face your karmic curriculum. Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, enters the mystical waters of Pisces for a 2.5-year journey. This guide unpacks what that means for your chart, your lessons, and your spiritual maturity.
Includes: Transit overview, Uttara Bhadrapada nakshatra breakdown, remedies, and rising sign forecasts.
Venus Retrograde in Pisces:
Love, Lust & Delusional Daydreams
Venus is exalted and retrograde in Pisces… which means your love life, wallet, beauty standards, and old flings are doing the Electric Slide in a dreamscape. This guide is your cosmic lipstick mirror—part poetry, part wake-up call. Expect divine romance and reality checks. Expect divine romance and reality checks. Want to know which ex is about to text, or why your heart feels like it’s stuck in a vintage French film? Book your Venus Retrograde Reading to dive into your personal patterns of love, luxury, and self-worth.
Live or pre-recorded options available.
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
She’s not just your inner goddess—Venus is taking a plunge into Pisces’ oceanic depths. This retrograde invites reflection on romance, worthiness, creativity, and desire. Expect past lovers, big heart upgrades, and soft revelations.
Includes: Astrology breakdowns, mythic storytelling, love spells, and rising sign insights.
Mars in Cancer:
Soft Shell, Sharp Rage
Mars is debilitated in Cancer—translation: a passive-aggressive warrior in a bubble bath. Expect emotional explosions, spicy mood swings, and the urge to fight your feelings (or your family group chat). This guide helps you turn the tantrums into transformation—transmuting emotional fire into purposeful action.
Not sure if you're protecting your peace or just avoiding conflict? Book a Mars in Cancer Reading to decode how this transit stirs your emotional armor—and how to wield your inner fire without burning the whole house down.
Live or pre-recorded readings available.
All readings come with the matching PDF guide—your personal cosmic playbook.
Mars isn’t loving his stay in Cancer—but you can still move with power and purpose. This guide covers what it means when Mars is debilitated, how to work with the emotional waves, and what this means for your ambition, motivation, and protection.
Includes: Mars insights, remedies, rituals, and rising sign breakdowns.