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March 2026 Cosmic Tea Guide
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March 2026 Cosmic Tea Guide
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Venus is exalted, a lunar eclipse, Jupiter going direct, Mercury retrograde ending, AND a spring equinox??

March is not playing with y'all.

Your Cosmic Tea Guide breaks down every transit and exactly how to move through allll of it. March came with a full menu and your Cosmic Tea Guide is the only way to read it. ☕🔮

Got the yearly guide yet? Every transit, every month, allll year long!

The Barista Witch's 2026 Cosmic Tea
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The Barista Witch's 2026 Cosmic Tea
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Set yourself up for success this year with The Barista Witch’s comprehensive guide to all of the astrological happenings in 2026! Have a heads up on every Retrograde, Full Moon, New Moon, and Eclipse!

February 2026 Deep Brew: The Ritual & Retrograde Guide ☕️
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February 2026 Deep Brew: The Ritual & Retrograde Guide ☕️
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Please book one of the readings or email me directly!

I understand finances can shift as suddenly as an eclipse, so I also offer sliding scale options!

If you’d like to work within your budget, email me what you’d like to discuss and what feels financially viable for you.

Your financial situation should never be a roadblock to gaining clarity and guidance ✨

💌misha@thebaristawitch.com

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