Hi, I’m Misha—but in this realm, I go by The Barista Witch: cosmic guide, caffeine sorceress, and certified chaos translator.

I started practicing yoga at age 10 and became a certified teacher by 19, trained in everything from Iyengar and Ashtanga to Aerial Silks (yes, I can literally flip upside down while explaining your karma). After years of teaching, I took a detour into true crime research—because why not dive into the darkness before discovering the stars? Somewhere between cold cases and eclipses, I found Jyotish. Or maybe it found me.

Since 2020, I’ve been deep in the Vedic astrology trenches—studying 3 to 4 times a week, decoding planetary patterns like sacred poetry. My teacher, Penny Farrow, taught me how to read the language of fate without fear. Jyotish isn’t just prediction—it’s revelation.

In 2022, Tarot walked through the portal and refused to leave. What started as a playful curiosity turned into a full-blown channeling practice. The cards didn’t just speak—they sassed, spilled tea, and whispered soul truths. Now, tarot is one of my most trusted tools, guiding my community through cosmic storms with messages that hit like divine timing and a well-pulled espresso shot.

Most mornings, you’ll catch me live on Twitch for Café Coven, where I brew espresso with intention, pull tarot like it’s an oracle hotline, and help folks turn cosmic confusion into spiritual clarity—with a wink, a flame, and a perfectly timed retrograde rant.

If you’re craving clarity, connection, or just a little cosmic comfort, you’re right on time.
Pull up a cup, settle in, and let’s chart the stars together.
Welcome to the coven. Your magic has always been brewing.